The daily crazies

So I have this crazy ability to memorize songs and numbers and other weird things (like how many tiles are in my bathroom, steps to my mom's condo, etc) which brings me to the fact that I often decide to break out into 90s rap music at the most inopportune times. Today I felt it was wise to rap salt n pepa shoop shoop to one of my patients. That ended quite awkward when the doctor walked in as I was getting in my groove. But the good news is that my husband Paul hates it so much that I use it to my advantage to get what I want. For example, if he wants to dunk me while swimming in miserably cold spring water, I simply threaten that if he does that then I will rap a whole song. I win every time. Thus, this weird talent is quite magical!